tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post477482759135053458..comments2023-10-24T08:29:32.612-04:00Comments on Hooters and Other Tales of Woe: SporadicADWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08973020172431227067noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-75503265954539839922007-10-04T07:12:00.000-04:002007-10-04T07:12:00.000-04:00Prioritizing is important. Take me, for example. ...Prioritizing is important. Take me, for example. I always make sure to groom my hemorrhoids before attending to my blog.?https://www.blogger.com/profile/17780556851578912386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-60699827128305693802007-10-03T15:07:00.000-04:002007-10-03T15:07:00.000-04:00Oh, and that's Mr. Turdlet to you.Oh, and that's Mr. Turdlet to you.Effortlessly Averagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17489062294151051942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-63898401004912104342007-10-03T10:05:00.000-04:002007-10-03T10:05:00.000-04:00Geeezus, if the job makes a person that happy, pul...Geeezus, if the job makes a person that happy, pull some strings and get me on!<BR/><BR/>Wait a minute...8 or 9? So, was she right?? ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-73091432706167921902007-10-03T00:06:00.000-04:002007-10-03T00:06:00.000-04:00That's cool that you like your job so much. We'll...That's cool that you like your job so much. We'll forgive your sporadic appearances.robkroesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-72843972279272112812007-10-02T21:35:00.000-04:002007-10-02T21:35:00.000-04:00Metalmom - you forgot about the overstressed dudes...Metalmom - you forgot about the overstressed dudes that beat their wives<BR/><BR/>Puss - thanks for the understanding<BR/><BR/>Niner - trust me, if I go, I will take plenty of pics<BR/><BR/>Granny - good idea. i am sure that there will be some sort of pumpkin carving party plan or some such BS<BR/><BR/>EA - I like the second one. Sigh. The truth hurts.<BR/><BR/>Spiky - I likey!!!!<BR/><BR/>Zen - she was trying to be funny. If it was anyone else, I would have laughed, but I loath that bitch.<BR/><BR/>Betty - Blech. Neighborhood, suburban dudes. I couldn't feign interest if paid.<BR/><BR/>Wel maybe if paid....ADWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08973020172431227067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-88406298934078160992007-10-02T20:55:00.000-04:002007-10-02T20:55:00.000-04:00HAHAHA, I had to laugh. What a smug smart arse she...HAHAHA, I had to laugh. What a smug smart arse she must be. <BR/><BR/>You should go to her party to steal all the attention away from her. Stand around when the men cook on the BBQ or something and entertain them. She'll turn green in no time. <BR/><BR/>(living through you- all my suburban dreams rolled into one!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-30529986823570694802007-10-02T17:37:00.000-04:002007-10-02T17:37:00.000-04:00Did she mean eight or nine glasses of wine?In that...Did she mean eight or nine glasses of wine?<BR/><BR/>In that case, what a party!<BR/><BR/>She's going to be counting everyone's drinks? And slices of pizza? <BR/><BR/>Wow, sounds like fun is all I can say!Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-37570237161736057322007-10-02T15:35:00.000-04:002007-10-02T15:35:00.000-04:00adw...oh babes, you know you have to go. Please ta...adw...oh babes, you know you have to go. Please take me with you. I would love to meet her. I've never met anyone with a well balanced turd on their upper lip.<BR/> <BR/>Oh...she only looks like she's a turd sniffer. <BR/><BR/>Well then I just want to sit on the recliner with a bag of pop corn and a glass of red wine and watch the show. You will entertain us, yes? <BR/><BR/>Oh hey I know how you feel about loving the job...and it's so not boring. Well, not to me. <BR/><BR/>Congrats on the new job...Ciao.Spiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-25118144280704000832007-10-02T14:46:00.000-04:002007-10-02T14:46:00.000-04:00Or you could have said: "How would I know how man...Or you could have said: "How would I know how many men you've banged at one time?"Effortlessly Averagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17489062294151051942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-69009507057139624412007-10-02T14:45:00.000-04:002007-10-02T14:45:00.000-04:00If I were you, I'd have replied: "no, that's my h...If I were you, I'd have replied: "no, that's my husband; yours is only 3 or 4, remember? Or did you mean your IQ?"Effortlessly Averagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17489062294151051942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-14036445454113393522007-10-02T12:56:00.000-04:002007-10-02T12:56:00.000-04:008 or 9??? I would have to say "oh no, sorry this ...8 or 9??? I would have to say "oh no, sorry this is from the 3rd bottle you left at my house"<BR/><BR/>Definitely go, spill a little here, a little, there...don't forget to grind the chocolate into the carpet also!!Not a Grannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01115512438677544300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-57833463578450421882007-10-02T12:41:00.000-04:002007-10-02T12:41:00.000-04:00Go! Go! Take photos! :)Go! Go! Take photos! :)5 of 9erhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03902022873353359947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-49682009509880691702007-10-02T11:24:00.000-04:002007-10-02T11:24:00.000-04:00I've never been called a 'turdlet' before. I think...I've never been called a 'turdlet' before. I think I quite like it...<BR/><BR/>Go sort your priorities. <BR/><BR/>PussGlamourpusshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01450175254756849062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-41201475180849446602007-10-02T10:26:00.000-04:002007-10-02T10:26:00.000-04:00I'll still pop in to see you. No pressure!I also l...I'll still pop in to see you. No pressure!<BR/><BR/>I also live in Stepford. Smoke? God help you! Drink or pills? That's okay EVERYONE does.What's a Babysitter? Here there be 'au pairs'! It sucks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-73424834034446993082007-10-02T08:24:00.000-04:002007-10-02T08:24:00.000-04:00Kelly - I have the clueless smile down pat.Kitty -...Kelly - I have the clueless smile down pat.<BR/><BR/>Kitty - I don't have enough hair in my drain traps to go as a giant cunt.<BR/><BR/>Peggy - Ditto above...<BR/><BR/>Dyck - so yous can sees some poons?<BR/><BR/>Marianne - so true.<BR/><BR/>George - stupid work. I need o become independently wealthy.<BR/><BR/>Paulette - I can't show her my heiny, she might fall in love with me.<BR/><BR/>Scary - Loves it!!!<BR/><BR/>BlewKnight - thanks for the comment - I welcome your lurking (=<BR/><BR/>Bug - you can't like her. NOONE likes her. She's really mean. Meaner than I am.<BR/><BR/>Avi - What you talkin' bout penis?ADWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08973020172431227067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-89732238012547846212007-10-02T08:09:00.000-04:002007-10-02T08:09:00.000-04:00You still haven't answered Britt's questions. You...You still haven't answered Britt's questions. You don't get fuck-all for a reprieve until you do that.<BR/><BR/>Although I bet your boss would love you to stop blogging and concentrate on working for the entire time. I know of one employee who blogs alllll day long and then teases me with her boobs.Avitablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08541188721193079705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-91849282379026869042007-10-02T04:04:00.000-04:002007-10-02T04:04:00.000-04:00You have to admit, ADW, that was a pretty good bur...You have to admit, ADW, that was a pretty good burn by Stepford C-Bomb. I like her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-38044813193285481642007-10-01T22:04:00.000-04:002007-10-01T22:04:00.000-04:00I'll still check every day to see what you write W...I'll still check every day to see what you write WHEN you write it! Well worth the wait!blewknighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01752211461792961927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-7732154071193843192007-10-01T21:52:00.000-04:002007-10-01T21:52:00.000-04:00Shucks, just go to the party dressed as a great bi...Shucks, just go to the party dressed as a great big vagina and spill a bottle of red wine on her rug. Then you could always have the excuse that you didn't have the time to make a tampon.<BR/><BR/>STOMP!Scary Monsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07696640067623584730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-74413720253372890362007-10-01T21:50:00.000-04:002007-10-01T21:50:00.000-04:00White carpet and kids...I hate her already. I can...White carpet and kids...I hate her already. I can't even wear a white shirt and my kid is 14!Paulette Foleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14959881668483074874noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-26410033827867038342007-10-01T21:12:00.000-04:002007-10-01T21:12:00.000-04:00Doesn't it just piss you right off when work gets ...Doesn't it just piss you right off when work gets in the way of socializing?<BR/><BR/>You could have mooned her ... then the invite to the party would get withdrawnGeorgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369924981153052978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-7966522228269575732007-10-01T20:13:00.000-04:002007-10-01T20:13:00.000-04:00No prob. Work pays...the blog world doesn't. Go ...No prob. Work pays...the blog world doesn't. Go where the money is. The job feeds our kids, the blog feeds our egos.Rockstar Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09202728579416971843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-90319231098502202392007-10-01T18:38:00.000-04:002007-10-01T18:38:00.000-04:00I think I can bring you some business! I need you...I think I can bring you some business! I need you to install a surveillance camera in the women's locker room at my gym. You will need to be very discreet about this, as it hasn't exactly been "approved" yet. If anybody asks what you're doing, just say you're putting in a sprinkler system.Mighty Dyckersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03567545779834406431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-73759579915963072762007-10-01T17:27:00.000-04:002007-10-01T17:27:00.000-04:00Here's an idea for a costume. Go as Stepford CuntHere's an idea for a costume. Go as Stepford CuntPeggyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07674796809636854653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-32146241447228361452007-10-01T17:25:00.000-04:002007-10-01T17:25:00.000-04:00start planning your party outfit petal. you know y...start planning your party outfit petal. you know you gotta. xAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com