tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post8569209703512246342..comments2023-10-24T08:29:32.612-04:00Comments on Hooters and Other Tales of Woe: I'm Being LazyADWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08973020172431227067noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-15119987879631465532007-06-26T23:11:00.000-04:002007-06-26T23:11:00.000-04:00Mutt - It is a great picture and is usually one of...Mutt - It is a great picture and is usually one of the many that get me through my day<BR/><BR/>Bug - Thanx for stopping by and commenting. I am liking the bullet points...ADWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08973020172431227067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-72984574781274784542007-06-26T17:10:00.000-04:002007-06-26T17:10:00.000-04:00Nothing wrong with bullet marks. I use them almos...Nothing wrong with bullet marks. I use them almost every post. <BR/><BR/>Sorry you're so sick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-22144713805878993392007-06-26T15:47:00.000-04:002007-06-26T15:47:00.000-04:00I hope you feel fucking better soon.I hate people ...I hope you feel fucking better soon.<BR/><BR/>I hate people pretty much everyday.<BR/><BR/>I am still envisioning you stabbing someone with a pen and the blood pool....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-3671952425078820682007-06-26T15:04:00.000-04:002007-06-26T15:04:00.000-04:00E - I do my best to get out of the meetings...Mist...E - I do my best to get out of the meetings...<BR/><BR/>Mist - No part of you seems shy to me *wink*<BR/><BR/>Monkey - It must be a Cleveland Bug, kinda like crytal meth burn marks<BR/><BR/>Cherry - I have decided that Moose Knuckle is unisexual. Like me.ADWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08973020172431227067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-62035693816568697372007-06-26T13:05:00.000-04:002007-06-26T13:05:00.000-04:00Do girls have moose knuckles? I thought that was a...Do girls have moose knuckles? I thought that was a guy thing.<BR/><BR/>Love the bullets, btw. I think everyone should write in bullets.The [Cherry] Ridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15796913131707426142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-25688191231496388422007-06-26T12:06:00.000-04:002007-06-26T12:06:00.000-04:00I have a horrbly shy bladder. It takes a least hal...I have a horrbly shy bladder. It takes a least half a case of beer before it loosens up around people. <BR/><BR/>Plus I think I caught your bug when I read this yesterday. Now my nose won't stop running and I feel like I have puss all through my lungs. ThanksDa Monkey Codehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16676996032391087569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-76106651475641700512007-06-26T10:56:00.000-04:002007-06-26T10:56:00.000-04:00My bladder must be shy. It never comes out unless...My bladder must be shy. It never comes out unless we're alone. Well, except for that once, but I still deny that.mist1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15225983360910803121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-67531928120510610472007-06-26T10:34:00.000-04:002007-06-26T10:34:00.000-04:00That was funny. Stay sick. No, don't do that. J...That was funny. Stay sick. No, don't do that. Just stay out of meetings, they make people sick.Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-17451641518533502632007-06-26T08:21:00.000-04:002007-06-26T08:21:00.000-04:00Legal Eagle - Thanks so muchEl G - You like me, yo...Legal Eagle - Thanks so much<BR/><BR/>El G - You like me, you really like me. I am a huge fan of your blog. Just wanted to show you a little lurve.<BR/><BR/>TFG - Yeah, I'm just too new right now. <BR/><BR/>Amy - Sorry for the scare, but I refuse to have a party for close to 100 people in the middle of the week, so it's on the 30th but is being billed as a July 4th party.<BR/><BR/>Kim - you are always giving me such good avice. Thanks love.<BR/><BR/>Puss - see, see!!! This is why I love the Brits so much. You guys can use all them fancy words and instead of sounding snotty, you just soung effing high-larious. Lots of love to the folks across the pond....ADWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08973020172431227067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-47700684486434429732007-06-26T07:38:00.000-04:002007-06-26T07:38:00.000-04:00Prodigiously good swearing, my lady. I admire your...Prodigiously good swearing, my lady. I admire your skills. <BR/><BR/>PussGlamourpusshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01450175254756849062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-89913131352854310662007-06-26T04:41:00.000-04:002007-06-26T04:41:00.000-04:00Just remember when slashing wrists it's better to ...Just remember when slashing wrists it's better to go lengthways down the arm rather than across to stop clotting.<BR/><BR/>I'm talking about the guy who failed to turn up for the meeting, of course.Kim Ayreshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02656677501116622953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-41758940826856373742007-06-26T02:57:00.000-04:002007-06-26T02:57:00.000-04:00Holy cow - "Well suck my moose knuckle you dillhol...Holy cow - "Well suck my moose knuckle you dillhole." That is the BEST thing I have heard all day! TOOO damn funny!!!<BR/><BR/>And, I just want you to know that you gave me a royal panic attack when you said 4th of July party this WEEKEND... I could have sworn the 4th was on a Wednesday and had to double check my calendar because we've got people coming over too! Eeeeeek!!!<BR/><BR/>Hope you feel better soon!!!! <BR/><BR/>*lysol*<BR/><BR/>*hugs*<BR/><BR/>*lysol*<BR/><BR/>;o)Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15597757133961564017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-37482053887045344132007-06-26T01:04:00.000-04:002007-06-26T01:04:00.000-04:00This is why I never go to meetings. Try it. After ...This is why I never go to meetings. Try it. After you skip a few, they'll just stop inviting you.tfghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07791116307693444845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-71141752225940327342007-06-25T23:45:00.000-04:002007-06-25T23:45:00.000-04:00I know that you're sick. I really hope you feel b...I know that you're sick. I really hope you feel better, BUT you are f-ing hilarious.El Guapo in DChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03536916066151906073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-62059490758424953942007-06-25T23:30:00.000-04:002007-06-25T23:30:00.000-04:00Lots and lots of zinc and Vitamin B. When I had m...Lots and lots of zinc and Vitamin B. When I had mono, it helped!<BR/><BR/>I hope you feel better soon.Girl in a Guy's Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239074780858752880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-57478147184837695682007-06-25T20:58:00.000-04:002007-06-25T20:58:00.000-04:00Mim - Thanks for stopping by to see me. I feel th...Mim - Thanks for stopping by to see me. I feel the same way about that dumb sumbitch<BR/><BR/>Tug - I like to know that I still got it even when I am deathly ill. Sorry I missed your show with Fab - I was too busy trying to breathe.<BR/><BR/>Fat - I kept laughing because she was pointing out ways to pass a piss test without even knowing it. I call that information to store for later use.<BR/><BR/>Doll - Just put me in the bibliography if you steal my shit (=<BR/><BR/>Dyck - Why thank you. How about my poon cavity?ADWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08973020172431227067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-64371477165322703692007-06-25T19:32:00.000-04:002007-06-25T19:32:00.000-04:00You're angry when you're beautiful. May I come ov...You're angry when you're beautiful. May I come over and examine your chest cavity??Mighty Dyckersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03567545779834406431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-7490015374095563602007-06-25T19:00:00.000-04:002007-06-25T19:00:00.000-04:00Suck my moose knuckle! I'm stealin' that shit!And...Suck my moose knuckle! I'm stealin' that shit!<BR/><BR/>And yeah, no worries on the baby daddy. He's a cop (strike 1), going to prison (strike 2), for killing a chick (strike 3), who happens to be his baby mama (strike...4), and who was pregnant (strike 5!), with his second child (strike 6! out!). Ass-rapins-aplenty!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-35048032253301151032007-06-25T18:56:00.000-04:002007-06-25T18:56:00.000-04:00Did they teach you how to properly abuse drugs?50-...Did they teach you how to properly abuse drugs?<BR/><BR/>50-150 people? man you are nuts. I don't think I would ever want to invite 50 people to my house...unless there was a cover charge!fatwonkkidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11316898370087520058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-77690574828630694892007-06-25T17:32:00.000-04:002007-06-25T17:32:00.000-04:00Suck my moose knuckle... I'm sorry you're feeling ...Suck my moose knuckle... I'm sorry you're feeling like ass, but I've got to say you cracked MY ass up!!<BR/><BR/>feel better...Tughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03603072260312513790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115726211493737612.post-55725921769684922352007-06-25T16:38:00.000-04:002007-06-25T16:38:00.000-04:00I hope you feel better soon. Being sick bites the ...I hope you feel better soon. Being sick bites the big one, especially when you have to go to work.<BR/><BR/>It sucks about Jessie Davis. In my post about her I refrained from mentioning my theories on what happened, afraid I would have to write some sort of retraction, but my theories were correct. Let's hope the stupid fucker goes down for double homicide and gets like 5 consecutive life sentences.<BR/><BR/>Again, feel better :)Mimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16950494917819912131noreply@blogger.com