Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The 45

I am bored having sat in front on my 'puter for the last 5 hours and worked, so I need a mental break.  What better way than sharing way too much information about myself with the blogosphere.

1. Do you like blue cheese? Not really.  I like yellow cheese.  Or sometimes white cheese.  I also do not like cottage cheese.

2. Have you ever been drunk? Well, I was feeling really kinky this one time in the bathtub and gave him a straw to use.  Does that count?

3. Do you own a gun? Not yet.  But I will be getting one as soon as I learn how to use it.  I have to travel to some really BAD places now.  But I don't want to accidentally shoot myself... so I need some lessons.  And a license.  Right now the only licenses I have are my driver's license and my License to Ill

4. What flavor of Kool Aid is your favorite? the kind with vodka in it.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? I used to.  But since she started using the KY it's not as painful.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? I think people who show off have something to hide.

7. Favorite Christmas movie? I am secretly turned on by the Grinch.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? The last of the beer from the night before.

9. Can you do push ups? I can do push-up.  One.  I'm weak.

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? Cock Rings.  They go with everything.

11. Favorite hobby? Barking at people.  Or chasing cars.

12. Do you have A.D.D. ? What's that?  I might.  I can't remember.  Oh look at the pretty bird.  What was the question?

13. What's your favorite shoes? Are you kidding me?  Do you people not know me yet?

14. Middle name? I have three.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? What to do?  What to do?  What to do?

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Captain Morgan's.  Diet Coke.  Captain Morgan's and Diet Coke.

17. Current worry? LIFE

18. Current hate right now? LIFE

20. How did you bring in the New Year? Where did #19 go?  Did it disappear?  Is it hiding?  Why do you mess with me so?

21. Where would you like to go? Anywhere I can be happy, healthy and whole again.

22. Name three people who will complete this? I wish this question disappeared and not #19.  I really want to know what it was.

23. an unusual food you tried?  Cock.  Too salty.

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? I don't like wearing shirt.  They cover up my boobs.

25. Do you like sleeping on Satin sheets? No.  The stains show up more vividly.

26. Can you whistle? Only while I work.  And only when I put my teeth in.

27. Favorite color? Magenta

28. Would you be a pirate? Um.  I am a pirate.  Everyone says so.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? Gimme That Nut by Eazy E

30. Favorite Girl's Name? Why?  Really?  Who Cares?

31. Favorite boy's name? West Virginia

32. What's in your pocket right now? There are no pockets in my thong.

33. Last thing that made you laugh? The Welshly Arms Hotel

34. Best memories as a child? Being able to hide away in a book.

35. Worst injury you've ever had as a child? Where would I even start?  I had to live in a bubble for a week once.  That sucked ass.

36. Do you love where you live? Not really.

38. Who is your loudest friend? BBS  Where the fuck is #37?  Why do these things keep disappearing on me?

39. How many dogs do you have? 2.  My cat still has not mastered throwing chinese stars.

40. Does someone have a crush on you? Doesn't everyone?

41. What is your favorite book? I've Got a Major Case of the DT's by Little Brown Jug

42. What is your favorite candy? Jalapeno Jelly Beans

43. Favorite Sports Team? Again.. do you people not know me?  I LOVE all sports and refuse to answer this question because it may incriminate me.

44. What is your favorite food at your favorite restaurant? Chilean Sea Bass in a Lemon Butter Sauce from Mallorca.  It's about 4500 calories.  Good stuff.

45. What song do you want played at your funeral? Whiskey Lullabye