Friday, March 14, 2008

Random Information Day


Mallorca Rocks!

Gay men love me... well so do butch lesbians.

Snow should never be an excuse for not drinking.

I love comfy couches.

Shoes are my passion.

Sports talk radio. Need I say more.

I have a mouth like a trucker.

Truckers get offended at the above line.

When I was seventeen, I was thrown from a real live wild horse. I got back on again. I got thrown again.

I have an odd sense of humor that some people don't get.

I LOVE old people.

I can't stand crappy drivers and sometimes imagine myself running them off of the road.

People who are afraid of the snow should move.

If you don't vote, don't bitch about our government. Yes it sucks and they are all evil demons in league with Satan himself, but it's all we have and it's better than the others.

Freedom of Speech is just that. If you don't like what you are seeing or hearing, then look somewhere else.

I am surprisingly conservative. Really surprisingly so. It's strange to me.

I have had strange ghostly experiences, yet I don't believe in ghosts.

I am damaged.

I told a man to suck my dick long before it was made into a famous phrase by Demi Moore.

I heart cheesy movies.

I can not watch war movies.

I hate chick flicks. Except Steel Magnolias which always makes me cry.

Random Information Day is Now Over.



The [Cherry] Ride said...

I too have had a ghostly experience yet don't believe in them.

And of course gay men love you!

Avitable said...

I told you - I'm not gay!

nudeman40 said...

Sounds like we were separated at birth

ADW said...

Cherry - It's because of the shoes. I swear.

Avi - All I heard was.. blah, blah, blah, I love Avril, Blah

Nudeman40 - It's possible. I think we may have a zygotic connection.

Avitable said...

Well, she is pretty hot and awesome.

Anonymous said...

I love old people too. Especially when they tell "back in the day" stories :)

ADW said...

Avi - she is a hot tranny mess!

Mim - There is something about the creaky doddering fools that I so enjoy.

Avitable said...

She's so fierce!

ADW said...

Avi - If you mean fierce as in "Avril Lavigne is a hot piece of mess with a fierce affinity for double ended dildos," then yes. Yes she is fierce indeed.

Avitable said...

Sigh. I guess I am gay, since I know that you're channeling Christian from Project Runway.

Chuck said...

Oooh!! I like random day.

People who let the weather control their mood shits me to tears. Why worry about it, ain't a gahdam thing you can do about it, so STFU!!!

/End rant.


ADW said...

Avi - There is a big queen inside of you just begging to be set free. Let her out.

Chuck - "shits me to tears" - we love it!!!

Tug said...

Fucking truckers that can't take a joke. (I work with one) (He explodes in the bathroom & burps & I swear to GOD he moos sometimes & now I'm grossed out thankyouverymuch)

I believe in ghosts.

I've been thrown by many a horse, still love them.

Crappy drivers SUCK, old people ROCK, I will never ever E.VER watch Steel Magnolias.

But I love cheesy chick flicks.

phew. I think I'm done. ;-)

Mighty Dyckerson said...

A mouth like a trucker, eh? Does that mean it's covered by mustache hair and filled with chaw??

Kim Ayres said...

Snow should never be an excuse for not drinking.

Except be wary of anyone offering you lemon ice cones...

5 of 9er said...

Gay men love me too... but not lesbians. They always can smell my fear.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Why is everyone so down on Satan?

VE said...

Thrown from a horse at 17? That would explain some things... ;)

Nanna said...

I also think we were separated at birth. "Twin sisters of different mothers" is how we say it.

Although crappy drivers don't bother me. I'm pretty Zen on the issue usually.

metalmom said...

I heart cheesy poofs and ADW.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I'm not surprised you're conservative. I always knew you were smart!

Funny you should mention old people.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Which movie does Demi tell someone to suck her dick? Was that in Ghost?

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