Saturday, May 3, 2008

Chicago Bitches

There have been a few (OK one) complaints that I haven't been posting.  It's not because I am dead, or that I have been absconded away by swarthy bandits only to be sold into the sex slave trade.  I really am busy.  I think I worked like 80 hours this week.  Ugh.  

So, there you have it.  AND I am going to be in Chicago this Monday and Tuesday for work.  So, Monday night only...  ADW in Chicago.  Will the Windy 
City survive my the crazy tornado that is me?  We shall see.

I am bone tired and still blowing bubbles:

Please ignore the zit under the bubble.  I get stress breakouts.

Oh and this is from a while ago, but my girl Mim posted a Q & A that I decided to answer.  I liked my answers so much that I am reposting them here.  But this chica is supersweet and funny and kind and I lurve her!

T or F. Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock b/c they ran out of beer.

F - they landed because there was an outbreak of homosexuality.

T or F. Samuel Adams did not make his own beer.

T - his brother Bryan Adams made the beer. And then went on to a life of singing pantywaist crybaby songs.

Name two early Presidents who brewed their own beer.

John Quincy Adams - he originated the egg in a beer for breakfast drink to prove his virility. too bad he used quail eggs. Dumbass.

Millard Fillmore - With a name like that, you know he was an early kegger.

During the German immigration in the mid 19th century, what type of beer was introduced?

Nuremberg Nazi Lager

During the Civil War a barrel of beer could be produced for $_____ and sold for $_____

Slave Labor and sold for a blow job

Name the 3 beer brands that helped Milwaukee become the beer capitol of the US?

Frozen Tundra North Ale
Who Would Live Here Light
and
Pabst

T or F. In order to increase their profits beer manufacturers also owned the saloons they sold their beer to.

F - they only pimped out the hookers who in turn promoted the beer to their customers.

___________ and ____________ helped to revolutionize beer distribution in the early 1870’s.

Ben and Jerry

In 1893 ________ became the first American brewery to produce 1 million barrels of beer a year.

My grandmother’s family

_____________________ was the woman behind the movement towards prohibition using vandalism as her gimmick.

That dirty slut Susan B Anthony

T or F. Before Prohibition, workers would get beer breaks just as we get cigarette breaks today.

T - how else do you think shit got made. Gah!

Which Colorado brewery was the first to feel the pinch of Prohibition?

The one that went out of business first.

What year did Prohibition end?

For my family, Prohibition was just an excuse to hide their stills in more creative locations.

How many years did Prohibition last?

.1

Which beer company was the first to advertise on TV?

Iron City Ale

Which beer company was the first to create a “light” beer?

The one that couldn’t see in the dark.

My favorite beer happens to be from the oldest brewery in the US. What is my favorite beer?

Yeung-Leung Lager



Just as an FYI, Yeung-Leung is really part of my ancestry and it is certainly the oldest brewery located in the U.S.  I told you that my family history includes bootleggers.  So suck it Susan B., you dirty little whore. 

17 comments:

lspoon said...

Aw I lurve you too! And I've missed you whole bunches! I loved your answers for my silly little quiz. And that has nothing to do with the fact that you were the only one (wo)man enough to try and answer my awesome questions that I drew up from that documentary. I totally could have been a middle school teacher in another life. :) I miss you, please don't let another couple of weeks go by between blogging (and commenting!)

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Chicago on Monday & Tuesday? Great timing - I've got finals and shit. Damn.

fatwonkkid said...

you are really digging that built in camera in your mac...huh?

80 hours sounds miserable.

ADW said...

LSpoon - I will try not to...

Cherry - That sucks. You know you love me!

Fatwonkkid - It is miserable

Chuck said...

Have fun in Chi-town. That's my neck of the woods. (I'm waving to you, do you see me?)

Sorry to hear of your hellish hours. I was working 80 - 90 hours a week at a former job, too. (no surprise that I was on salary so no OT) I decided to quit and take a 40 hour a week job for the same pay. That's a win/win in my book.

Take some time for yourself, too. The economy can't take the hit if you work so hard you have to stop drinkin'

Chuck

Mr. Fabulous said...

You say to ignore the zit, but now I can think of nothing else...

cassette45 said...

As a trueblue milwaukeean I looooved your answers to the "the 3beer brands that helped Milwaukee become the beer capitol". Wouldn't surprise me to see some microbrew going by "Who Would Live Here Light"

ps - pbr rocks my life.

nudeman40 said...

I was in Chicago on Monday and Tuesday also. You weren't at the Mc Cormack center by any chance were you??

BBS said...

Miss you lots! Hopefully we can get together when your life stops being all kinds of craziness!
xoxo

VE said...

I once sold an empty beer can on Ebay for $3200! How's that for beer trivia...

Effortlessly Average said...

Frankly, I think beer could still be sold for a blowjob. Hell, I'd give you a beer for one. heh.

"said" Woman said...

You are hilarious!

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