Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Off to Texas Y'all

I will be in Austin tomorrow. Yee-haw.

No really. I love the south. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY RELATIVES lives below the Mason-Dixon line. I spent an awful lot of my formative years in states like Louisiana, Tennessee, Florida, North Carolina, Virginia, et cetera.

I also love country music and I have been dancing to it for a very long time. I can two-step and swing dance, cha-cha and chadish and a whole lot more. So I am super excited that my new ISO rep is taking me to some famous country and western place one of the nights I am in Austin. Yay!
Oh and the other things I am excited about:

1. My MacBook Pro
2. My new iPhone
3. I did not pay for 1 or 2
Here is a picture that I took of myself using Photo Booth. Yes fuckers I am a Mac neophyte, but I have to change, so you will in turn be subjected to my projects. Just be happy I didn't make you listen to something from Garage Band. Shudder. I don't have the balls to tackle that program yet.
I am watching you.  Creepy, isn't it?

Miss me bitches.

17 comments:

Jake Titus said...

Be sure and post road pics. Enjoy!!!

Mr. Fabulous said...

But can you line dance?

Avitable said...

Can't believe you never posted anything about your Orlando trip, fucker.

ADW said...

Jake - Maybe

Fab - abso-toot-ly

Avi - I will, I am just trying to recover from the sheer terror that comes from driving on 4.

That and I can't find my cables for my camera.

Fuck.

Chuck said...

Have a safe trip. We expect lots of drunkin' line dancing stories when ya'll get back.

Chuck

fatwonkkid said...

I just got a mac for one of my projects at work. I use video ichat with my sister. She gets a pretty big hoot out of it.

I am thinking of buying a macbook pro for personal use, and ditch my windows machine.

The good thing about the work mac, is I can evaluate the mac for a while before I decide to plunk down the money.

Miss Britt said...

So, uh, when are you going to send me MY free MacBook?

wafelenbak said...

Oh man. Picturing you in Texas is enough to keep me laughing all day long. :)
Have a great trip!

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Jealous for 3 reasons:
1) How the hell did you get a free MacBook Pro?
2) How the hell did you get a free iPhone?
3) Austin should be lovely this time of year.

lspoon said...

Umm thanks for the new desktop wallpaper. Sweet :)

kelly said...

I'm with Miss Britt. Ya need my address?

:-)

nudeman40 said...

I love to dance... I am jealous... My last trip to Texas was Ft. Worth. Man do they have great steaks.......

abstractjenn said...

The iphone camera totally fucking rocks...enjoy your trip.

Nanna said...

"chadish"? What is this "chadish" of which you speak?

But ooooh I love to two step!!!

themuttprincess said...

I love, Love, LOVE my Mac. And I have not even gotten close to tackling the garage band... One of these days......


Have safe and fun travels!

Memphis Steve said...

You can watch me if you want to. I'm not really doing anything. And you have pretty eyes. And mostly men aren't as bothered by hot girls watching them as hot girls are by men watching them. I don't know why this is.

nudeman40 said...

You still in Texas?? Maybe lost or sumpthin??

I for one miss you...