Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Sheeeeeitttt

Fuck it!!!

I am soooooooo busy with work right now. I love my job - I work in technology, but damn this is getting re-dunk-ulous.

I am dreaming right now of a hammock, a cabana boy, the hot sun and a cold drink...

I posted a question to one of my friends, but I would like anyone out there to take a stab at answering it:

You have a Pickle, a Sand Wedge and an Armadillo, what do you do with them???????

10 comments:

tfg said...

Easy one. I'd pawn the pickle, sand wedge and an armadillo and use the proceeds to buy a hammock, a cabana boy, the hot sun and a cold drink.

Kim Ayres said...

Make a movie of a pickle-eating, golf-laying Armadillo and stick it on YouTube.

Mario said...

Tee off the pickle on top of the Dillo, sort of Gallagher style. I saw John Daly do something similar with a can of coke.

ADW said...

TFG - Well done, well done. I loves it...

Kim - I think that would be tagged as both animal porn and sports equipment abuse, so good onya! I think there is money to be made in that venture.

Mario - are you who I think you are??? I've seen what you can do with a pickle....

Manola Blablablanik said...

Wow, I live just a stone's throw from the beach, but I am dreaming of that too!

Avitable said...

Sell them all and buy a cheeseburger.

Norman said...

I'd ignore the pickle, sand wedge and armadillo and have my way with the cabana boy.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I would eat the pickle and rape the armadillo with the sand wedge. Then I'd remove the sand wedge from the armadillo and beat it to death. Next I'd wait for my digestive system to process the pickle and then crap it out on the armadillo's corpse. Finally, I'd mold my feces into little golf balls, let it harden, and play 18 rounds with my sand wedge.

ADW said...

Sexy Manola - Ah Dreams...

Avi - I have a cheeseburger I will trade you for the items I have listed.

Norman - A little background information on the cabana boy. His name is Juan, he is 20 years old and completely insatiable. Have fun!

Dyck - Holy Fuck! You win. I bow down before your imaginative genius. Although, there is a certain amount of difficulty playing an entire round of golf with your sand wedge. I would just hit the turd balls at various passersby for the hell of it.

Malnurtured Snay said...

Eat the pickle, fuck the armadillo, and sleep on the sand. (I hope it's a female armadillo).