Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Holy Shit!!

I have mad crazy news that is both flattering and intimidating. I don't even know what all of this means. I am so confused.

I thought my life was moving in one direction and BAM!, someone throws a wrench into the works. I can't really go into details right now, I don't know when I could, but suffice it to say that this was totally unexpected. If things keep going this way, I just might end up winning the lottery tonight.

Or, this could totally tank and take me down to the bottom of the ocean with it. That is the thing about an extreme high, it always has an equally extreme low on the down side.

I called my mom to talk things over and she was super supportive. No matter what is going on, I can call her and she will give me positive feedback.


Since I can't really tell you guys what is going on, I will leave you with this:

My husband ran my Yorkie over with his car last week. Someone was looking out for her because she didn't get a scratch on her. The car ran right over the top of her. Freaky.

17 comments:

lspoon said...

I can't wait to find out what's going on!

And way to go Yorkie! Some animals are tough!

Avitable said...

I'll guess that you finally got found by a "director" who wants you to make some adult films for some good money.

So should we keep our eyes out for the newest porn sensation? Can I suggest a title? ADW: The Fuckening.

wafelenbak said...

Hmmmmmm. Can't wait to hear the news!
And I am so, SO glad your little Yorkie was okay! *phew*

fatwonkkid said...

You were talking about how life was going real well for you...then you gave an example about your husband running over your Yorkie. Before I finished reading that statement, I thought to myself..."If she doesn't like the dog she can always give it away. Flattening it with a car isn't the best option..."

Chuck said...

ROTFL @ avitable....

Glad things are looking up. Hope it turns out for the better and you win the lottery, too.

Props to the iron yorkie, too.

Chuck

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Fingers crossed for you.

Holy good news re: the Yorkie. Damn!

Tug said...

Hopefully you'll get some of Yorkie's luck, and it'll all work out great for you!

And if you DO hit the lottery? please share, thankssomuch.

themuttprincess said...

Whoa! Lucky dog!

Hope your news keeps you high.

Miss Britt said...

It better be a damn good job. ;-)

metalmom said...

The gang-bang you were praying for is finally coming true???

Did someone on your hate list drop dead??

You are getting a locker room pass to the hockey team of your choice???

RWA said...

Well, I hope it ends up that you win the lottery tonight.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Don't tell me...You're pregnant with my baby!!

5 of 9er said...

You going into the witness protection program? If so, pick a nice island in the sun.

Memphis Steve said...

So Playboy called, eh? I knew they would!

Poppy Cede said...

Wow, ADW, that is SERIOUSLY LUCKY.

marky said...

Tell me now, I'm impatient. You must have another great job offer. Everone WANTS you. You're smart and desirable.I'm glad your dog didn't get smooshed.

Mr. Fabulous said...

I really hope Avitable is correct. If memory serves you are gonna need to work on your gag reflex...