Wednesday, February 27, 2008


"You're gonna be pop-u-u-u-u-la-a-ar."

I am off to see Wicked tonight. Ha mothafuckers. Ha.

I am so freaking excited. Not as excited as if I were going to go see..... oh, say an NHL game, but pumped nonetheless.

I have heard nothing but good things about this Playsical, from both guys and gals and the traveling cast that will be here in Cleveland has gotten rave reviews.

Oh and as for transportation.... I will see if I can hitch a ride with a snowplow.

I don't know how many of you (especially you Floridian assmunchers) watch the weather channel, but it has been snowing like crazy up here in the Cleveland area. They cancelled school for the second day in a row. People are rioting in the bread aisles. There are clan fights breaking out in the street over car accidents. But it sure looks pretty from the inside of my 73 degree heated house.

So getting from my residence into downtown Cleveland should be fraught with danger and adrenaline highs. I for one am voting for a Zamboni rental, just to say I rode a Zamboni through a snowstorm. Zamboni, Zamboni, Zamboni. It just sounds good as it rolls off your tongue, doesn't it? It sounds like something an Italian DOES with his tongue. Mmmm.....

So if you flip on the news and hear that some crazy chick drove a Zamboni right through the Terminal Tower or the Hard Rock Cafe and you don't hear from me in the next few days.... well, it means that I am in jail.

I'll let you know how the play goes. If I make it.



wafelenbak said...

Good luck and have fun...but honestly, I'd rather be going to an NHL game. ;)

Anonymous said...

I love Wicked and i am now extremely jealous of you! I hope you actually make it there :)

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Please drive the zamboni through the Hard Rock Cafe and demolish it. Down with corporate restaurant chains!

Avitable said...

Ooh, sounds like fun! I love musicals!

(was that gay enough for you?)

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Anonymous said...

Oh great, now that song is stuck in my head again. People at work already think I'm snobby ;).

Have fun!

ADW said...

Wafelenbak - It's a toss up for me as I would have to drive at least 2 hours to go to an NHL game.

lspoon - made it!!!

Cherry - Yes! Amen.

Avi - No.

Hilly - the song has been stuck in my head for days. I can't get too much done because I only have room for one thing at a time in there. (=

Chuck said...

Never seen Wicked. Always wondered about it, though.

Driving a zamboni would give me a zamboner.


Mr. Fabulous said...


You impudent whelp! It was 29 degrees when I woke up today!

Nanna said...

Gosh - I would so LOVE to drive a Zamboni!!

Marianne said...

Aaah, Cleveland. Some days I miss it. This winter season, I do not.

Good luck.

Miss Britt said...

I haven't been to a show in forEVER!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Whaa-hey...I saw the news and it was icy and cars were in accidents. Please be careful and have lots of fun. Let us know how it goes. I'm curious.