Thursday, December 13, 2007

This Can't Be Good

I took a test.

The results are not what I would deem good.


95%ALCOHOLIC

100% Free at JustSayHi


That said, I was a bartender for many, many years....

And, go check out the T-Shirt the Zen Wizard created for me. What a lovely stocking stuffer that would make. Thanks buddy!!!

12 days until I turn 30. Fuck it, I am going to enjoy this. No I'm not. Yes I am. No. Yes. We shall see.

22 comments:

RWA said...

Oh, that's not so bad. Admitting your problem is the first step in recovery, right?

You will enjoy it. I'm sure.

Please don't threaten me or wish any abusive sex with animals upon me for saying that.

wafelenbak said...

I'm a tad disappointed that I only scored a 92% (drunkard) considering I work for a beverage alcohol distributor. :(
Enjoy your 30th with lots of beverages mentioned in the quiz and more! (I passed 30 awhile ago, and truthfully they didn't sting until about 32 when I realized I was officially OVER 30. Blah!)

Miriam said...

I love that shirt and think it should be mandatory for some people!


And your birthday is going to be awesome, I promise.


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Poppy Cede said...

I got 80% - lush. But, really, I just happened to know some of those things, I've never even had a lot of those alcohols. And, really, I just watched The Big Lebowski this past weekend so how could I get that question wrong?

metalmom said...

You will NOT be 30. You WILL only be 20-10.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

So you're old and an alcoholic?? That's just sad.

VE said...

That's not your T-Shirt. It's close though. Yours should say:

Hey Cocksuckers, 3 fucking wine bottles is fucking too fucking much. Go have fucking rhino fornication...anal!

I expect nothing less...

Hilly said...

I'm 73% lushy lush. That sounds about right. 25% of the time I AM sleeping :).

Mr. Fabulous said...

30? 30?

I have ties older than you.

Hmm...I should get some new ties.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Are you still fretting over 30? Wasted energy.

Don't worry. Alcohol keeps you young. It pickles you from the inside, out.

golfwidow said...

You should've gotten just one more wrong. I got a 94% and they didn't label me "alcoholic," they said "drunkard," which suggests that I can put it down, I just choose not to.

At least, that's my theory, the one I'm sticking to.

Franki said...

Absolutely no chance I'm taking that test.

Glamourpuss said...

You should ne proud - I don't think I'm 95% anything - except maybe stupid.

Puss

marky said...

HA! Woossies! Wait till you hit 31!

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zen wizard said...

All I ask is that if you enter a Wet T-Shirt Contest with that T shirt, you have somebody take a picture and post it on your blog.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Yeah, I am sure it is your extensive knowledge as a bartender that earned you that score, and nothing else.

Yoda said...

95%? You still have chance to redeem yourself. Push for the 99.99% :-p

I turn 30 in 2 yrs and I'm sure I won't meet my goal of sleeping with 15 women by the time I'm thirty. I'm sooo fucking low on that count!

Chuck said...

LOL @ VE's comment.

It should have the word cunt in there somewhere, too.

That's one thing I like about the girls in Australia, they use the word cunt as an adjective. As in "You can't drink 3 cunting bottles of wine without being sick you dumb cocksuckingmotherfucker."

Chuck

Diesel said...

The first step is being 95% sure that you have a problem. The next step: Being 100% sure.

Dan O. said...

I got an 89% on that test. I was never a bartender, though I'm pretty sure I put some of their kids through college back in the '80's.

Memphis Steve said...

I want you to be my personal bartender. I will tip you ridiculously well, but then I'll hit on you when I'm drunk. Don't worry, I can't run in a straight line when I'm blitzed, so just run from point A to point B and I'll end up stumbling over into a closet or something every time. I'll never catch you. And after I sober up, I'll be all guilty and give you even more money.