OK folks. It is time once again for me to update my links. There are some folks who have disappeared, some that I know have quit and some that have kind of fallen off for me. But there are so many new and wonderful people. And I am a moron and never remember who I visit if I don't bookmark it. So......
If anyone wants me to link to them, please comment here. I will link to you for at least one month under a NEW READERS section. I was really lucky to have some great people help me out when I started and I would like to "pay it forward" a little bit. I am not saying that your readership will increase exponentially or anything, but I am willing to set this up if there are enough "new" peeps interested. Just let me know in the comments section. Oh and make sure that you sign in with the url of your blog or I won't know who the fuck you are.
And just so everyone isn't disappointed, I will share this rant with you:
What the fuck is up with asshat monkeyfucking drivers? When there are two left turn lanes, it IS NOT OK for you to veer over into the one next to you. Guess what dipshit? I'm turning left as well. Douchenozzle almost hit me this evening pulling that very stunt. How did I respond? Horn a blazin', I rolled down my window and verbally destroyed his manhood while flipping him off with both hands and steering with my knees. Shitprick fucktard.
Also, I was tossing something to one of my reps the other day and he dropped it after it landed in his hands. Then he started bitching about something else. I took away his mancard for a week. Seriously.
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30 comments:
I'm the guy who pulled up next to you yesterday and started yanking my crank. Would you add me to your blogroll??
I just started my blog 5 days ago. So I could use the help. I read yours all the time, I'm just an awful commenter.
Add me! I don't always talk about diapers and poo.....
www.drowninginlaundry.blogspot.com
Dyck - are you kidding me? You're on my speed dial.
Amanda - absolutamente
Sleepynita - Sure will
I'm standing up, my arm is swinging in the air and my boobs are bouncing up and down. Pick me! ooooh, pick me!
I dont' always link to animal porn or talk about my breasts.....
I'm feelin' the psycho drivers rant.
Yeah! That and the fuckheads that stop and wait at a right turn when there's no light or sign and they're turning right into a dedicated lane. I have a complete break with reality and leave 'em crushed. I am the Boss of Driving! Fuckers!
You already link me so thank you :)
My dad reads my blog which is why my rants don't normally include some of the wonderful words that you give us!
Plus, I'm really bad at being creative about my cussing. During my bachelorette party all I said all night was...'mother fuckers'. In different variations and circumstances.
Thank you for linking to me! I owe you a lapdance.
I was going to say that you earned your ticket into heaven with that 'pay it forward' bit. But then I read your rant about the 'asshats' who cross over into your lane, and, well, let's just say that I'm happy you'll be joining me in the handbasket on the way to hell.
Since I only tend to update once a month I would understand if you drop me from the list. Just remember me in your heart.
My latest traffic beef is with SUV's that slow down to 5 mmiles an hour to go over RR tracks. Why kind of pussies are these people? Makes me wish I had a beater car to ram up their ass.
Hey girl ... I love you and your ranting.
How's this for today ... I am in the left lane of a 2 lane road. At a stoplight it widens to a 3 lane road with the new lane being a left hand turn lane ... it is on my left and I am now in the middle of 3 lanes. The left turn light come on and the cars on my left go ahead. Then the go straight lights come on and this fucking, weenie, piece of dog shit in the right lane ... yes on my right ... decides that he wants to turn left as well ...
I agree with the RR tracks shit ... an SUV or a pickup ... they are trucks ... they don't have to be babied like a 2 inch off the ground Ferrari ... SUV drivers like that are the scum of the car world in my opinion
Douchenozzle
It's a word I will be using...thankyouverymuch!
I'm a douchnozzle? AND a shitprick fucktard? Well ALL RIGHT!
Hey there, Pretty Tits.
Me just gotta be sayin sorry fer cuttin ya off. Me had to see ya get all worked up so's ya would give me the finger with both barrels.
It turns me on to watch how ya can handle yer car by using yer knees.
Me dreams about becoming yer steering wheel.
STOMP.
He said yank his crank . . .
"Shitprick fucktard?" I'll be putting THAT one in my stash of awesome nasty phrases.
Shitprick fucktards suck my big fat black donkey balls!
Once upon a time, I cared about asshole drivers hitting me. That was before I entered the legal field. Now, I figure I have a great insurance policy and if someone hits me, I'll sue the everloving shit out of them. I love it.
I don't want your fucking link pity!
You should sue that man - only girls have the right to catch like girls. Tsk. He'll be complaining of period pain and checking his arse out in the mirror next. Nip it in the bud.
Puss
Wow. You are such a nicer blogger than me. No freaking way I'd be able to take the time to do that.
OK, so far only three folks, but I'll go ahead and do it anyway....
I got hit by lightning, so I haven't been on much this weekend..sob...
You already link me, thank you very much!
I love douchenozzle! Great word!!
I'll say this, you add me if you want to. I'm still gonna read your blog anyway.
Sometimes I miss Ohio. But only sometimes, and it doesn't always last that long. A trip to see the fam-damily usually does the trick. Maybe that explains why I stay drunk when I visit.
thanks for the link.
I think I got cheaper, just by being linked here... ;-)
Yes I'm a cheap hussy and would love to be on your blogroll. Everytime I read your blog I learn a new word. You should feel good about expanding my vocabulary.
Please linky me! I'm trying to figure out how to do the blogroll and when I do,(this week-I PROMISE)you will be there.
I'll take a link, though unlike betty boob hug, I do talk an awful lot about my boobs. Animal porn is rare though. Regular porn is not.
ooh, ooh, ooh, link me! i kid. actually, i don't. i like your blog and always appreciate it when you make it to mine to comment. i'd be honored if we could trade links. i plan on updating my roll this coming weekend some time.
I heart your free-flowing cussing. When I grow up I want to cuss just like you!
http://moi-rantingandraving.blogspot.com/
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