Friday, September 7, 2007

Link Love

OK folks. It is time once again for me to update my links. There are some folks who have disappeared, some that I know have quit and some that have kind of fallen off for me. But there are so many new and wonderful people. And I am a moron and never remember who I visit if I don't bookmark it. So......

If anyone wants me to link to them, please comment here. I will link to you for at least one month under a NEW READERS section. I was really lucky to have some great people help me out when I started and I would like to "pay it forward" a little bit. I am not saying that your readership will increase exponentially or anything, but I am willing to set this up if there are enough "new" peeps interested. Just let me know in the comments section. Oh and make sure that you sign in with the url of your blog or I won't know who the fuck you are.

And just so everyone isn't disappointed, I will share this rant with you:

What the fuck is up with asshat monkeyfucking drivers? When there are two left turn lanes, it IS NOT OK for you to veer over into the one next to you. Guess what dipshit? I'm turning left as well. Douchenozzle almost hit me this evening pulling that very stunt. How did I respond? Horn a blazin', I rolled down my window and verbally destroyed his manhood while flipping him off with both hands and steering with my knees. Shitprick fucktard.

Also, I was tossing something to one of my reps the other day and he dropped it after it landed in his hands. Then he started bitching about something else. I took away his mancard for a week. Seriously.

30 comments:

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I'm the guy who pulled up next to you yesterday and started yanking my crank. Would you add me to your blogroll??

Amanda said...

I just started my blog 5 days ago. So I could use the help. I read yours all the time, I'm just an awful commenter.

Sleepynita said...

Add me! I don't always talk about diapers and poo.....


www.drowninginlaundry.blogspot.com

ADW said...

Dyck - are you kidding me? You're on my speed dial.

Amanda - absolutamente

Sleepynita - Sure will

Betty Boob Hug said...

I'm standing up, my arm is swinging in the air and my boobs are bouncing up and down. Pick me! ooooh, pick me!

I dont' always link to animal porn or talk about my breasts.....

zen wizard said...

I'm feelin' the psycho drivers rant.

DangerDoll said...

Yeah! That and the fuckheads that stop and wait at a right turn when there's no light or sign and they're turning right into a dedicated lane. I have a complete break with reality and leave 'em crushed. I am the Boss of Driving! Fuckers!

Mim said...

You already link me so thank you :)

My dad reads my blog which is why my rants don't normally include some of the wonderful words that you give us!

Plus, I'm really bad at being creative about my cussing. During my bachelorette party all I said all night was...'mother fuckers'. In different variations and circumstances.

BottleBlonde said...

Thank you for linking to me! I owe you a lapdance.

I was going to say that you earned your ticket into heaven with that 'pay it forward' bit. But then I read your rant about the 'asshats' who cross over into your lane, and, well, let's just say that I'm happy you'll be joining me in the handbasket on the way to hell.

Da Monkey Code said...

Since I only tend to update once a month I would understand if you drop me from the list. Just remember me in your heart.

My latest traffic beef is with SUV's that slow down to 5 mmiles an hour to go over RR tracks. Why kind of pussies are these people? Makes me wish I had a beater car to ram up their ass.

George said...

Hey girl ... I love you and your ranting.
How's this for today ... I am in the left lane of a 2 lane road. At a stoplight it widens to a 3 lane road with the new lane being a left hand turn lane ... it is on my left and I am now in the middle of 3 lanes. The left turn light come on and the cars on my left go ahead. Then the go straight lights come on and this fucking, weenie, piece of dog shit in the right lane ... yes on my right ... decides that he wants to turn left as well ...

I agree with the RR tracks shit ... an SUV or a pickup ... they are trucks ... they don't have to be babied like a 2 inch off the ground Ferrari ... SUV drivers like that are the scum of the car world in my opinion

Tug said...

Douchenozzle

It's a word I will be using...thankyouverymuch!

Peter Whorebreathe said...

I'm a douchnozzle? AND a shitprick fucktard? Well ALL RIGHT!

Scary Monster said...

Hey there, Pretty Tits.
Me just gotta be sayin sorry fer cuttin ya off. Me had to see ya get all worked up so's ya would give me the finger with both barrels.
It turns me on to watch how ya can handle yer car by using yer knees.

Me dreams about becoming yer steering wheel.

STOMP.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

He said yank his crank . . .

Miss Kitty said...

"Shitprick fucktard?" I'll be putting THAT one in my stash of awesome nasty phrases.

Jenny! said...

Shitprick fucktards suck my big fat black donkey balls!

Legaleagle said...

Once upon a time, I cared about asshole drivers hitting me. That was before I entered the legal field. Now, I figure I have a great insurance policy and if someone hits me, I'll sue the everloving shit out of them. I love it.

Avitable said...

I don't want your fucking link pity!

Glamourpuss said...

You should sue that man - only girls have the right to catch like girls. Tsk. He'll be complaining of period pain and checking his arse out in the mirror next. Nip it in the bud.

Puss

Miss Britt said...

Wow. You are such a nicer blogger than me. No freaking way I'd be able to take the time to do that.

ADW said...

OK, so far only three folks, but I'll go ahead and do it anyway....

Not a Granny said...

I got hit by lightning, so I haven't been on much this weekend..sob...

You already link me, thank you very much!

I love douchenozzle! Great word!!

Marianne said...

I'll say this, you add me if you want to. I'm still gonna read your blog anyway.

Sometimes I miss Ohio. But only sometimes, and it doesn't always last that long. A trip to see the fam-damily usually does the trick. Maybe that explains why I stay drunk when I visit.

Kelly said...

thanks for the link.

I think I got cheaper, just by being linked here... ;-)

abstractjenn said...

Yes I'm a cheap hussy and would love to be on your blogroll. Everytime I read your blog I learn a new word. You should feel good about expanding my vocabulary.

metalmom said...

Please linky me! I'm trying to figure out how to do the blogroll and when I do,(this week-I PROMISE)you will be there.

Moi said...

I'll take a link, though unlike betty boob hug, I do talk an awful lot about my boobs. Animal porn is rare though. Regular porn is not.

James Burnett said...

ooh, ooh, ooh, link me! i kid. actually, i don't. i like your blog and always appreciate it when you make it to mine to comment. i'd be honored if we could trade links. i plan on updating my roll this coming weekend some time.

Moi said...

I heart your free-flowing cussing. When I grow up I want to cuss just like you!

http://moi-rantingandraving.blogspot.com/