Word Search

Every once in a while, I check out some stats on my site to see who's showing up every day and who I will need to stalk more often. I also get to see what searches bring people to my blog and while I am not completely shocked, some of these are just too funny:

The Hooters searches that I found amusing were:

• Hooters Girl Sex Sock - OK. What in the Sam Hell is a sex sock? It sounds like some kinky toy, or a prophylactic.


• 8 extra hooters - what, is she like octo-breasted? That's a lot of titties for one man to take care of.
  
• Hooters Mudwrestling - sounds like a way to kick it up a notch. I'd pay to see that shit.
  

Searches that should end up at other blogs:

• These should have all ended up at Dyck's site, but I guess they came here because I talk about him too much.


• Dyckerson Flea Powder - I can completely understand why a person would feel the need to rid themselves of a rash caused by this guy. Hopefully, you all have learned your lesson and you keep him away from your genitalia.


• Dyckerson Vibrating Beds - Dude, if this makes you any money at all, I better get my cut for giving you the idea. However, I am sure that each bed will come with it's own human juice stains, so I would hesitate to make that purchase.

Other random funny shit:

• Blood in the Ears - I get a ton of traffic from this search. It makes me question the human race.


• Older Whores - I say to the asshole searching for this and getting me - fuck you sideways. And why are the search engines leading these pervos here? I am not that old. For another 3 1/2 months at least.


• African Cocksuckers - What makes the Africans better than say New Zealanders? Is it the really long necks with the copper rings around them? Or maybe the thing about Africans and dick size is true and their women (and men) evolved into giant dicksucking machines.


• Bathing in Pudding - An interesting concept. Sounds kinda sticky though.
  
• Extreme Cum Guzzling - Now THIS should be an Olympic Sport over Ping Pong and Curling.


• I Peed My Pants During Spanking - It happens to the best of us. That's why I always tinkle before a good smackbottom.


• I am a Butt Worshiper and a Panty Sniffer - OK. Good for you. Just stay away from me.


• The Dickheaded Wife of Chicken George - This one made me crack up. It sounds like an Aesop's Fable gone awry.


• Zulu Cunts - I am not sure if they were looking for pictures, or referencing a new swear word, but I like it. Hey you, stupid zulu cunt. Yeah, I can use this one.


• Sex Mob - Sounds like fun. A lot of fun. Bring on the sex mob.

So there are my search words. I'm kinda phoning it in today, but I could give two shits.

Later.