Sunday, September 2, 2007

It's A Great Day To Be A Buckeye

OK, so I know BBS is going to be pissed that I haven't posted the pictures AND the story from our night of debauchery, but I just had to post about Ohio sports today.

Michigan Lost!!!

Michigan Lost!!!

Michigan Lost!!!

Michigan Lost!!!

Michigan Lost!!!

Michigan Lost!!!

Michigan Lost!!!

Michigan Lost!!!

Michigan Lost!!!

To Appalachian State!!!!

To Appalachian State!!!!

To Appalachian State!!!!

To Appalachian State!!!!

To Appalachian State!!!!

To Appalachian State!!!!

To Appalachian State!!!!

To Appalachian State!!!!

To Appalachian State!!!!

To Appalachian State!!!!

Here is what Pete Fiutak of FoxSports had to say about the fabulous upset victory and why he thinks Michigan folded like an empty bag of potato chips:

".........But this Michigan team's head was already working on a game in late November and possibly January.

I got a chance to sit down with Chad Henne and Mike Hart, two of Michigan's offensive superstars this summer, and all they could talk about were Ohio State, whom they've never beaten, a bowl game, which they've never won, and coming back to school for their senior seasons instead of jumping to the pros. They paid lip service to the rest of the Big Ten schedule, and they each threw out the "one game at a time" cliché, but then the talk soon went back to how their legacies would be defined by what they did at the end of the year against the Buckeyes and in a post-season game."


Seriously though Mr. Reporter, next time please refer to us as THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY Football Team. Also, Michigan can not beat us. In the last six years of the Jim Tressel reign, we are 5 -1 against Michigan. 'Nuff Said.

Oh, and see where the Gators rank? I personally could care less, like any other Ohio State fan, that past is the past. Except for Michigan whom we despise with a passion. I was literally rolling around on the floor laughing at their loss. Hey guys - that was a great idea, waiting out pro football to come back and play for a National Championship. Two thumbs up for you.

Buckeye Battle Cry

In old Ohio there's a team

That's known thru-out the land;

Eleven warriors, brave and bold,

Whose fame will ever stand.

And when the ball goes over,

Our cheers will reach the sky,

Ohio field will hear again

The Buckeye Battle Cry

-Drive! Drive on down the field,

Men of the scarlet and gray;

Don't let them thru that line,

We have to win this game today,

Come on, Ohio!

Smash through to victory.

We cheer you as you go:

Our honor defend

So we'll fight to the end

for O-hi-o.

Oh, and the Tribe is up 5 1/2 games in the AL Central, ahead now of Detroit. Which is where? In Michigan!!! Yay for Ohio.

OK, so I know you all are probably bored to death with the Ohio sports stuff, so here is a teaser for you:

My Friday night with BBS


It's me fuckers. B.B.S. said...

Ok. Fucking go O-H-I-O. I agree. However, I am sure all of the tens of thousands of people reading your blog and those who check out your myspace page would loooooove to see the rest of the pictures from our night of debauchery..We may even be offered our own pay-per-view website!
Much love.
Your friend, B.B.S.
Fucking post those pictures, and guys, get your clean up towels ready..You'll need them. ;)

Michael said...

So I guess Michigan lost.

Here via metalmom's blog as she gave you a smile award.

Hot picture.

ADW said...

BBS - pics are now posted

Michael - Thanks for stopping by. I love awards.

fatwonkkid said...

Lips aren't touching, no tongue grab action...that can all be staged...need more proof :)

Mighty Dyckerson said...

That's what I'm talking about! Let me squeeze in between you two lezbos!!

ADW said...

Fatwonkkid - You'll just hve to check back for my next post.

Dyck! - There is no room for hairy little clown monkeys in that picture.

heather said...


Great post! My sister is a Michigan fan. I sent her a text that said "Haha. Michigan sucks!"

BottleBlonde said...

Oh, you are SMART! VERY SMART. Posting two things that men lust after - football and girl-on-girl action - is PURE GENIUS. Your page views are going to increase exponentially!

P.S. FUCK the Gators. Sorry, I know this post is all about THE Ohio State being better than Michigan, but I will always love my Florida State Seminoles and will always politely lift my leg to piss on the Gators. Always.

ADW said...

Heather - I-O My 3 year old has already been indoctrinated into the rivalry - he was chanting Go Bucks, Michigan Sucks all day yesterday. Sigh.

BottleBlonde - Piss away. And if I can sugget it, please go see Heather at - she has awesome Sculpey posts of what to do with a Gator. You will enjoy it, trust me.

Legaleagle said...

My roommate is an Ohio State fan. We went to a bar yesterday and watched the game, where everyone ended up singing "Hang on, Sloopy"
and chanting O-H-I-O.

It was effing fantastic! I'm a Georgia girl, but I had a blast watching the Buckeyes!

(p.s. -- anything BUT the Gators!)

Legaleagle said...

Oh, and my favorite part of the game was when one guy stood up and said:

"According to my trusty Ohio State Buckeyes Watch, it's 12:22 p.m. and MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS!"

I love football season!

Scary Monster said...

What be this Michigan? What be Appalachian State? Is these be sexual positions fer girls gone wild?

Me goin to Google Buckeye cuz me be liking the picture you done posted and wants to know iffin me imagination be workin overtime or not.


Jenny! said...

What hotties...could you use a brunette in between...a backwards Oreo!

ADW said...

LegalEagle - Mr. Fab has a radio show every Sunday night and this evening I had the chance to listen and call in - fun for all by the way. Color me shocked that he didn't even know that Hang on Sloopy was the Ohio Song nor that it was the "other" fight song for us. It's 12:18 AM and Michigan still sucks.... mah teats.

Scary Monster - sometimes, I don't follow. If you google Buckeyes, you will get a bunch of nuts... not a whole lot of hawt chickeroonies.

Jenny! - You can put the backwards in my oreo any time. AND - I have a special SHOCKER pic just for you.

-Papa said...

...But thru the whole evening with BBS did you ask her to pull your finger?
Yes, mi blogga is private but I've been known to send out invites, however I need an email addy to do that and yours isn't listed.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I am not a fan of college football, but I like pro-football. The opposite is true for basketball, where college ball is a FAR better game, and perhaps LESS rigged.

However, I am of a fan of hot blond chicks kissing in ANY capacity. Weird, but I'm not picky in that way.

Two hot blonds kissing in a shark tank? Sure

Two hot blonds kissing on Sesame Street? I'll give it a whirl.

Two hot blonds covered in cream cheese kissing? Absofuckinglutely.

You see how it works . . .

Glamourpuss said...

Sports = dull.

Girls kissing = not dull.

That's all I'm saying.


Avitable said...

Thank God you posted that picture, because otherwise I was thoroughly bored by today's post. I don't even know if you're talking about football or basketball or wiffle ball. But then I saw two hotties fake kissing and all was right in the world.

Marianne said...

That is the shit!! I've been watching videos on YouTube all morning. Freakin' fabulous!!

Diesel said...

I have no interest in sports.

For the record (and in case my wife reads this), I also have no interest in more pics of that sort.

Open Grove Claudia said...

I guess you're feeling better....

The [Cherry] Ride said...


ADW said...

-papa - no finger pulling that night

Dr. K - I like where you're going with this idea...

Puss - I tried to put a little of everything in there

Avi - Wait for the rest of the pics

Marianne - I am assuming that you are talking about the Michigan loss as I do not believe there were any videos of my night out posted on youtube

Diesel - Riiiiigggghhhhhttttt, sure

Claudia - meh.. enough to go out for some fun - yup

Cherry - coming from you sir, I say thanks

Tony said...

I must admit, I don't like Ohio State. I love Jim Tressel but not Ohio State. I am a YSU fan since that is my alma mater and Jim Tressel is one classy guy. He was always very personable. His office was right in Stambaugh Stadium and we'd see him all the time going to class or play raquetball.

Mim said...

Living in NC we were ecstatic that Michigan lost to App State. Crazy. And it wasn't even a fluke. App wiped the floor with Michigan state the entire game.

Romaine said...

Well written article.