Sunday, August 5, 2007

I'm Whoring It Out Today


I am officially on vacation. For the next week. Yay for me!!!

As you can see above I am pimping out Blog Interviewer. Apparently, they have me up on their site as an "August" Blog. I'm not really sure what the rules are, but I did read enough to see that I am considered a HUMOR blog. OK. I can dig it. Just go read my interview and give me a thumbs up damnit. Not a thumbs down, I am pretty sure that's not good. Unless of course my readers are closet masochists and they really all hate me and punish themselves by reading my blog. Yeah, that could be it. It's probably also the reason that the large majority of you effers don't comment on my posts.


Anyhoo, please go here:


and vote for me. Remember, a vote for me is a slap in the face to everything good and clean and holy. Oh, and you can vote EVERY SINGLE DAY, so help a bitch out.

I'll leave you with this thought, I offered Mr. ADW a blowjob if he won the game we were playing at my company picnic (post to come later). He choked...... so I didn't have to.

Happy ADW vacation week, it's like Shark Week on the discovery channel with less blood, guts and missing limbs.

16 comments:

DangerDoll said...

I gave you a thumbs up, and left a $20 on the nightstand.

Jenny! said...

That's a cruel game to play with him! Too much pressure to perform! I will vote for you!

George said...

Very nasty pressure you launched his way ... I think you should give Mr ADW a blow job just because you enjoy it so much

A thumbs up from me

ADW said...

Doll - If I let you stick a thumb up there, then it's gonna cost you a lot more than a $20.

Jenny! - Thanks, but he got his last night, trust me.

George - He will be pleased to hear that my blogging peeps are on my ass to give him some head.

Avitable said...

Hate to break it to you, but that's a linkwhore site. Anyone who wants can submit an "interview" and he posts at least 10 a day, all designed to boost his PR so that he can get good money from Pay Per Post.

ADW said...

Avi - Damnit!!! See.... I am a bit of a blogging virgin. Probably the last time I will ever use that word to describe myself....

Dan said...

No, not YAY for you. You stink. I want a vacation! Oh wait ... I just got back from one. Still, it's not fair! :)

Miss Kitty said...

Happy vacation, ADW! Hope it's a safe and happy one. E-see you when you return.

Mim said...

Yay! Happy vacation! I voted thumbs up, cause I think you're awesome!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Your hubby gets a BJ if you win games at company picnics, but what do we, your loyal readers, win if you get a shit load of thumbs up on this thing?

Open Grove Claudia said...

Have a wonderful time! :)

paulette said...

Have a WONDERFUL vacation! I can't wait until you get back to hear all you fogblucking shitchbaring. (It took me 10 minutes to make up 2 words and they aren't even that good.) You are the word genius.

Glamourpuss said...

Have a jolly holiday. Whenever I go away, I make a point of finding out the local swearwords and insults.

You know, as you didn't play the pink oboe, you really ought to change your occupation on that interview thingy, because techically, you may be a twatmonger, but you ain't guzzling no cum.

Puss

Mim said...

I know it's the first day of your vacation but I'm already going through nasty word withdrawal. :(

I'll have developed turrets by the time you return.

Scary Monster said...

Me justy back from there, but didn't know you were listed. Will go over give you a thumbs up and take the $20 offa the nightstand. You can always earn more while on vacation.

STOMP

Sleepynita said...

Nice I love Bloggers who outright advertise for votes. Perfect!
Have a good holiday. I think you deserve more the 20$ on the nightstand though...