Sunday, August 12, 2007

It's NOT good to be back

I am back from vacay and I have to say that it sucks. I think that next time I will be taking a two-week vacation, because this beyotch is in no way ready to come back to work.

Later I will post the following:

  • How I lost my clothes at my company picnic

  • Pictures

  • The destruction of one (1) Family Bathroom at the Cleveland Botanical Gardens

  • ManHo Cho and his love life advice

  • KY's ridiculous reason for not being able to light a ciggie

  • My night out with the girls

  • Why I am a house hobbit

  • How my father gets me in trouble with daycare

  • The Lion King and Mustascarfikizuzai versus Simba (Peanut Butter)

  • The Corn Festival

  • Probably some other shit

For now, I am extra super-duper exhausted. Seriously, I love my family and I think I would enjoy living closer to them, but I have some sick piece of DNA that requires that I cook non-stop when people come visit me. Blech!!! I am not cooking another meal for a while. I deserve to be spoiled damn it.

Sorry I haven't had time to read blog posts lately, but I'll make up for it, I promise. Oh, and ignore the whole voting for me thing. I guess it is BS, so no one really thinks I'm great, just another excuse to get someone's site stats up.

More to come...



Dyck!! said...

I can't wait to hear about the corn festival! Did you do any shucking??

Open Grove Claudia said...

Welcome back - I hope some of it was fun.... Any new shoes??? Hey I heard a song called "open toes shoes". I'll see if I can find it on youtube.

metalmom said...

I can't wait for the ManHo post!He has a following with my friends. We mix a few drinks on Friday nights and reread some the funniest blogs of the week. Now I get calls from my nonblogger friends who want to know what's up with him!

Glamourpuss said...

You tease us with this list. Now go eat take-out for week.


ADW said...

Dyck - I even used to have a Shucking Dance (=

...No seriously - I made one up with my sister and a friend about 14 years ago

Claudia - Thanks. No new shoes, but I got some great new clothes. I would love the link if you can find it.

MetalMom - That's so funny - the Big Mo is in for it this time

Puss - I Abhor fast food. But maybe we'll have some Asian, a litte roasted chicken.. anything I don't ave to cook is A OK with moi.

BottleBlonde said...

Welcome back! I have no doubt that your How I lost my clothes at my company picnic bit is going to be thrilling.

Mim said...

I'm so glad you're back. I've been missing the little bit of raunchiness you add to my life.

Paulette Foley said...

Welcome home!

Not a Granny said...

Hmmm..I'm torn on the destruction of a Family Bathroom and your father getting you in trouble with day care!

Welcome back!!

ADW said...

Blonde - comin' at ya

Mim - I like adding a dash of intrigue into the raunchiness. It's my recipe for destruction.

Paulette - thanks baby!

NaG - My dad is a mess and is corrupting my chlidren. Guess where I get my irreverence.

Jenny! said...

Glad your back! Losing clothes, Man Ho's and Corn...tell me that was not all in one day!