Wednesday, October 17, 2007

ManHo Cho is in the Know

**UPDATE** Blogger can suck my ass. It completely fucked up the layout I had set up for this post. To use Avi's new favorite word: cockslapping monkeyfuckers!!

This morning I called ManHo Cho up to see when he could fit me in for a much needed hair therapy session. Much to my surprise, he said that he could fit me in at 8:00 pm. Normally he is at the gym by then, so I knew that he was skipping his workout sessions to stay late and work on my nasty follicles. The following is a rundown of what was discussed in this evening's fun and games:
  • I finally fessed up to ManHo that he was a much featured and highly commented upon figure in my blog. Of course, I also had to describe what a blog is after he told me that he owns a computer, but hasn't turned it on in over six months and doesn't know how to check e-mail.

  • ManHo Cho thinks that his blog identity is hilarious.

  • ManHo is getting married. To Red Lobster Boy. Seriously. Next spring. I am invited to the wedding and I have never been to a gay wedding before.
  • The words Gay Wedding just have a fun connotation.

  • I have a feeling that I will get at least a dozen blog topics by attending the matrimony of ManHo Cho and Red Lobster Boy.

  • When they get married, I'm gonna have to change his name, since he can no longer be a ManHo. I am thinking of ideas and open to suggestions

  • I wanted to go dark again. He talked me out of it. We compromised and he was right as usual. I am going to try and post a pic of my new hair below.

  • Somehow.... we ended up talking about sex again. I told ManHo that I would totally do him. He said he would do me right back. I responded with a resounding "yeah, if you liked vagina." That made us both crack up so loudly that other people stopped what they were doing and stared at us.

  • One of the other hairdressers made me show her my shoes. I guess that's my reputation. I have had worse ones.

  • ManHo got a new car. A Mercedes Benz 4-seater convertible: black on silver. It's fucking hot as hell. I called him a bitch. He rebutted by saying: "yeah, but now I be looking like a rich bitch." I'm jealous.

  • I am having a tough time with the upcoming birthday. I told ManHo that my hubs said that I don't look my age and ManHo said I didn't either. He must have sensed that I wasn't buying it because he then said: "you already tipped me, so you know it come from da heart."

  • I responded with: "yeah? Well when my husband says it, it comes from the Hard On."

  • More laughter ensued and I fell down. I do that a lot around him.

  • ManHo is getting hitched at his friend's house. By house, I mean giant mansion on Lake Erie. By giant mansion, I mean that it was featured in a VERY RITZY magazine devoted to living on the water. Seriously loaded. The house is amazing. I don't know that I have ever been this excited to go to a wedding. I hope there are drag queens.

  • I always end up leaving the salon looking like a cross between a porn star and a Texas Beauty Pageant contestant. ManHo abides by the old adage "the bigger the hair, the closer the God."

  • Oh and a big congratulations to ManHo for being the #1 stylist in the company. The salon that he works at has stores all over the country and he is the top stylist for the last six months. Pretty cool.

  • I have been invited to go to a gay bar with ManHo and RL Boy. I hope we go sometime soon.....

So I tried to take the pics of my new hair by myself, but it didn't really work too well:

I look kinda mean here. I mean, I am mean, but it usually doesn't show on the outside...



So I asked my hubs to help me. I told him to get some close up pics of mah new hair so that I could share it with all of you. I think that he really wishes that I quit sharing myself with all of you. I told him that I only get four readers a day. Shhhhh...... I know it's eight, but we don't have to tell him. So this is what I got when I asked him to take a picture of my new hair:





Thanks Honey!!!! That is NOT my hair.


OK, let's try this again:


Please ignore the fact that I am not wearing any make-up. Look at the hair. It doesn't show up as well as I had hoped, but it is a gorgeous color and very flattering for my light eyes. ManHo gave himself props for being such a great colorist. Seriously, I LOVE IT!!! I wanted to go a very rich, dark brown, almost black, but he talked me out of it and I'm glad. The color down is what I like to call Caramel Macchiatto. Seriously. It is much better than the almost platinum blond that I had it, my roots won't look so trailer trash within two weeks and I was getting SICK of the old color. Normally I change either my color or style at least once a year, more often in my youth. I have had this exact same "do" for over two years now and I am thrilled with the change.
What do you guys think?










39 comments:

Avitable said...

Why'd you have to cover your face with your hair? Is that how you walk around - with one eye peeking out?

Cockslapping monkeyfucker.

ADW said...

Avi - I have a new one for ya:

Twatmunching Dildoholder

Miriam said...

I love it! Now I want to do something to my hair...at least get it cut or something :)

I switched to wordpress, so much more user friendly then blogger.

ADW said...

Mim - I can see that. I was just over visiting you. I need to update my linky bar.

Slick said...

ManHo is settling down? Hopefully that won't affect his hair shaping abilities.

I think you're new "do" looks great ADW, but uh....your husband first picture came out pretty damn good also.

ADW said...

Slick - he thinks he is funny. I got a chuckle out of it.

abstractjenn said...

Color is great - your hair looks fabulous. Good call no going too dark.
I was the "best man" in a lesbian wedding - quite the honor. We had a great time. This wedding sounds like it's going to be over the top - you'll have a a blast

ADW said...

Jenn - well..... I know the gays and I am thinking that the relationship might not last as ManHo is keeping a secret from RLB that I promised him I wouldn't post about. Who knows?

wafelenbak said...

Love the hair! Makes me tempted to fly out to Cleveland just to get a great color job from ManHo Cho!

Jeannie said...

Love the hair...I could only wish.

How about NoMoHo Cho...when he gets hitched.

themuttprincess said...

LOVE THE HAIR!!!!

Franki said...

Came over from LBB - very funny! How about Mrs. Man-Ho Cho? Or Man-Ho Chosen?

I'm retarded.

I'll go now.

metalmom said...

LMAO @ NoMoHo Cho!

Can I be your date for the wedding? We'd fit right in,I'm sure and if you want I'll even slip you some tongue and pretend to be your bitch!

LOVING THE HAIR!!!!

Effortlessly Average said...

How about NoMo Blow, since we all know that after marriage the blowjobs virtually stop.

I'm still chuckling over "douchenozzle." I use it at least once a day. Do I need to pay you some kind of royalty?

Amanda said...

It looks awesome. I too have tried many different colors, and brunette is so much easier to maintain

Amy said...

Ok, seriously, I don't know which I am more jealous of, the gorgeous hair or the perky boobs.

Pfft.

Anonymous said...

Love the perkey boobs and the hair color. Yes in that order, I am a man after all. But I do love all your pics.

gtboat

Diesel said...

I guess it would look pretty good if I were the kind of guy who liked vagina.

Kim Ayres said...

I guess the name would depend on whether he or his partner is going to adopt the other's surname after the wedding - ManHo Lobster or Red Cho?

Tug said...

LOVE the hair you young pretty twatmunching dildoholder. ;-)

Does ManHo know anyone in Hell he could recommend?

I want a ManHo of my own dammit.


and I like NoMoHoCho - LOL.

marky said...

I'm so much more than smitten now. Cute body, nice skin, sweet lips, awesomehair! Have you gotten those box seat for us yet? I actually WROTE something on my blog so YOU Little Miss Beautiful Number One Nipple Girl Among Other Things have to go there and see. If not, I shall QUIT because I am busy and it's ALOT OF WORK to do this. That goes for the rest of you people too. If I don't get some traffic I will....go back to my little bad ass ranch and wrangle stuff.

Jenny! said...

Oh...I love your boobs...I mean hair! Cute cute! Did I miss the post about Red Lobster Boy and how he got that name??? I hope it isn't because he has pinchers!!!

DangerDoll said...

It looks awesome! Now I want to do the same, for the same reason (roots). My colorist may join the witness protection program, though, if I try it again.

Cockslapping monkeyfucker. I learn new words every time I come here. I mean, stop by. I mean...oh, fuck it.

fatwonkkid said...

the new hair color looks a lot better than the platinum blond, although I am not a huge platinum blond fan.

what color is your natural hair color?

Avitable said...

Muffeating Dinglechomper.

Miss Britt said...

Dammit. I soooo need to update my hair color.

Except I don't have a stylist here. I suppose I COULD wait until I go back to Iowa in December...

abstractjenn said...

adw - oh secrets are never good. The other person always finds out.....dun dun duuuuuun

I forgot to comment on cockslapping monkeyfucker...excellent use of beastiality

zen wizard said...

You're married, and he still obsesses about your chest?

That is just so sweet...*sniff*...

Mighty Dyckerson said...

What is it with you broads going ga-ga over the gay dudes? I'm single and available. Plus, I'm as straight as they come...in more ways than one!

George said...

Great hair ... HoNoMoah

Great face too from what we see

Great chest ... remember, more than a mouthful is wasted

DangerDoll said...

THERE it is! HoNoMo! Yesssss....

blewknight said...

Oh HELL yeah!

BottleBlonde said...

Girrrl, you got THE LOOK! That hair color is FABULOUS on you! Seriously. Stunning.

My vote is for Jeannie's NoMoHo Cho. That's money right there.

bbs said...

Love love love the hair you filthy rotten bitch.Really excited to see you Saturday..Fuck that..I as in me BBS am the date to that wedding..If I wear enough makeup I could probably pass for a tranny, so I would fit right in.
Call me.
xoxo
(440) 292-yeahfuckingright.

Memphis Steve said...

I think I like your husbands pictures better. And also, as my head clears of the hormones, I think you look beautiful.

Glamourpuss said...

I wish I looked that good without make-up. Can I come to ManHo's wedding with you - I'll dress up as a drag queen.

Puss

Open Grove Claudia said...

I love your hair too! Nice do!

Moi said...

NoMoHo is totally a winner.

Lurve the hair color & cut. Perky boobs are always a bonus.

Memphis Steve said...

I only just now caught the part where you said, 'please excuse the fact that I'm not wearing any makeup.' Honey, if this is how you look without makeup, why do you bother with it? Good Lord, you were blessed with more than your share of natural beauty.